10. Matt Yakel is at war with his printer at work. TRANSLATION: Matt needs to get out more.
9. Fallon had a horrible case of the Mondays and hates parking in downtown OKC. TRANSLATON: Fallon needs to stay in more.
8. Cara Yakel threw a kid out of class today. TRANSLATION: Cara needs anger management classes soon.
7. Matt Duke has a crazy name like SOH Priest for his Twitter account. TRANSLATION: I will get an e-mail later explaining what it means and how out of touch with Charles Spurgeon I am.
6. I may have to fly to Oklahoma to beat up some Freshman in college. TRANSLATION: Cara is rubbing off on me.
5. Geoff Moore is not mentioned nearly as much on Twitter as he is on this blog. TRANSLATION: Some things just can't be explained.
4. Matt Yakel, Matt Duke and I are going to reenact the fax machine beating scene from Office Space. TRANSLATION: Cara's influence is epidemic.
3. Matt Yakel has a crack problem. TRANSLATION: Wouldn't you if you had to live with that angry ogre?
2. Food stamps in Oklahoma can be used to buy cigarettes. TRANSLATION: See explanation note for #5.
1. None of us got a single thing done at work today. TRANSLATION: Tomorrow is another day.
